The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..