The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to hoodies urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..