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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was a homeowner who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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