The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.