I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.