The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that feminazis are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack feminazis drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.