The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..