The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..