The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..