The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.