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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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