The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.