I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Burning policemen at the stake is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t burning policemen at the stake in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.