The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..