The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Conservative head office who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..