The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours drilling for oil in one family's back garden was some bloke in the pub who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.