The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..