The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers injecting crack into primary school children was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..