The Mail has learned that cyberterrorists are responsible for threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks.

Has the world gone mad? Cyberterrorists are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "Hoorah for the blackshirts!"