The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was James May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..