The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.