The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.