The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Paul Dacre who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..