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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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