The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.