I’m not racist but surely allowing young muslim men to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young muslim men aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.