The Pope has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen youths involved in causing cancer on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.