Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now destabilising the British way of life. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been destabilising the British way of life with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "the day of the yob is upon us".