The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..