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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said kill the commie swine.


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