Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Louts have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Voting for Jeremy Corbyn: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for louts. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.