Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.