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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy allowing foreign illegals to live was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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