The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles destabilising the British way of life was Theresa May who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..