Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of trolling social media users has been perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn fans.

The Mail can reveal that Jeremy Corbyn fans are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norman Tebbit said of the Jeremy Corbyn fans, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".