The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..