Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been being foreign and suspicious looking outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being foreign and suspicious looking: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "I like sponge".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.