Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Chavs have been trolling social media users outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Lala from the teletubbies has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Trolling social media users: The True Face Of Evil", Lala from the teletubbies says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for chavs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.