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Jonathan Aitkin has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jonathan Aitkin’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn admirers involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Jonathan Aitkin’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn admirers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn admirers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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