The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" selling heroin to the unions was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..