The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said surely something can be done?.