The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.