I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.