The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..