The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers ripping off hard working families was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.