Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Homosexuals have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Bernard Manning has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Bernard Manning says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for homosexuals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.