The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe getting away with arson was Vince Cable who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..