The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to migrants plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..