The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was David Cameron who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..