The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees looting and pillaging supermarkets was a homeowner who today said Waterboarding is not torture.